why thank you so much for the info. No wonder your wife Has so much free time.

Science can parse this out so we wont be so mystified. First, we know that WI-FI is just a maoeldtud signal, like the waves we all mentally produce to get the landlord to please, please, give us one more day. Okay one more time seriously Why-fi is a little different but it's the same principle, you know what I mean?So, when you started concentrating on this new Wi-fly problem, it is a fact that you were not pedalling your bike as much on the beach and mysteriously, the problem fixed itself.Careful analysis shows that the only varible was that during this period, the spokes on your bike were not cutting the thought waves of all the park's internet dependent Norte Americanos as much, reducing the well documented wave collapse phenomenon that powers all comercial iron core dynamoes. Clearly, the answer lies there, for with all the induced random interference removed from the internetwavetrons, the problem desolved.Other similar empirical evidence suggests that when you quit pumping all that wasted post retirement energy into the mexican ectoplasim, the static electricity that was previously caused by the positively charged sand molecules that you flipped into the air by your furious pedaling on the beach, no longer reduced the localized aureola borealis interferance and totally halted expected dynamic frequecy charging, and thus freed the network maoeldtud jump-charged positrons to fall to their their lowest phase-charge state. No wonder everything started working again!But I degress because what we all want to know is: how did your experiments on the Braun oscillating tooth brush come out? Dare we hope for Nobel producing results in your Mexican experiments? You must tell me, before your paper is published, because I am of course descrete but mostly because I am dying to know! Tell me, does the toothbrush occelate backward and forward like a pendulum south of the border, as it does north of the border, or forth and back, as you postulated it would? Gee, I hope this saves the polar bears like you hoped it would. Best of luck, intrepid scientist!